Some baguettes dream of Parisian cafés. Amuseables Caprese Baguette prefers a field at dawn, fitted with a tote bag and a keen eye. Car boot sales are her happy place – the thrill of the hunt, the joy of the bargain. Her most recent find? A vintage teapot for £1!

 She has an eye for a deal and a knack for gentle haggling – polite, but firm. By lunchtime, she’s home with her haul, ready to show Amuseables Brie and Camembert her latest finds over a pot of something brewed in that new-old teapot.

 Next weekend? It’s a done deal.