Bartholomew Bear All-in-one Outfit has discovered the ultimate secret to happiness: the onesie. Once cocooned in it, he’s officially off duty – slippers on, disco-ball off, snacks within paw’s reach.

 It’s not laziness, he insists, it’s self-care. Friday nights with friends are special. Bashful Bunny (brings the popcorn), Timmy Turtle (complains about the rom-coms), and Ricky Rain Frog (falls asleep by the opening credits). It’s the perfect uniform for hibernation-season lounging. Care to join him?