Otto Sausage Dog has very specific preferences. Grass is a gamble. Rain is a disaster. And if it’s more than two inches deep, it’s not a puddle: it’s a problem.

A city pup through and through, he much prefers dashing between cafés, staying within a strict pavement-only perimeter. (How else would he keep that toffee fur pristine?) His favourite pastimes involve short walks, long rests, and staring wistfully through bakery windows.

He’s got a discerning palate for pastries, and he’d love to take you to his favourite patisserie – provided the route is dry!